Writing sentences composed only of song titles

...results in sentences that sound like the product of a game of drunken Mad Libs.

Ra Ra Riot - Each Year
Little Name - Tracy and I
The Long Weekend - Record
Los Campesinos! - You! Me! Dancing!
Sunset Rubdown - Up on your Leopard, Upon the End of your Feral Days
Le Loup - We Are Gods! We Are Wolves!