Thursday, April 06, 2006

A Night at the Crabby Patty

I don't really feel like writing anything right now. There's always that pressure to be clever (or as my compatriot says, "clevericious"). However, maybe I can amuse you slightly by listing a few of the search terms that have resulted in various web surfers visiting Red Blondehead.

Some of you come to us in search of answers to such pressing questions such as, "Does Gary Oldman play guitar?" Now when this person googled this and then visited our site, we didn't have an answer for him/her. But now I will answer your question, Mystery Visitor. Gary Oldman did take bass guitar lessons when he played Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy but it was more to learn how to hold the guitar than to actually play it. Red Blondehead: Always Here to Help.

Howdy to the person that was searching for "pyschic Leah" [sic]. If our Leah has any psychic powers, I am unaware of them. But if you contact her personally, perhaps she will divine your future. "I see a deep need that needs to be addressed in your future....a need for spell check. This will bring you great fulfillment."

But I've saved the best for last. Someone out there is looking for Spongebob Squarepants pornos. I'm not sure what led this person into thinking that Red Blondehead is the place to find film clips of a sponge in compromising positions with a crabby patty. I am tempted to do a search to discover if such a thing actually exists, but I am too afraid of the possible results. If any kind readers want to take on such a search and let me know the answer, leave a comment. Thanks.

And now for some mp3s that I've been enjoying recently.

The Little Ones - Lovers Who Uncover
The Little Ones - Cha Cha Cha
The Little Ones - High on a Hill

All three are good, but the first two are among some of the best stuff I have heard in recent memory.

Tracks from Tapes 'n Tapes new release, The Loon:
Tapes 'n Tapes - Cowbell
Tapes 'n Tapes - Insistor
Tapes 'n Tapes - Omaha


Blogger Leah said...

fun songs, dear. I enjoyed them whilst getting ready for work this morning.

and oh, my newest favorite search term from today: vibrating underpants demo.

2:38 PM  
Blogger Traci said...

Is there a band called Vibrating Underpants?

I'm glad you liked the songs.

4:30 PM  

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