Sunday, July 09, 2006

A nadsat introduction to Benevento/Russo Duo

Me and my droogie Traci were peeting the knify moloko when a like buzz went creeching at the door. It was a ptitsa with a box and she smotted us all like gloopy through otchkies and said, “Have a good one” all skorry and sarky. I gave the box to my droog, and tolchocked the old devotchka square in the rot like, a bit of the old ultra-violence.

It being a CD had arrived, we continued peeting the moloko and slooshied Play Pause Stop by two malchicks Benevento/Russo Duo. It’s no Ludwig van, I’ll tell you that, but it’s not entirely baddiwad. I never quite slooshied rock music sans guitar, but the Mellotrons and Wurlitzers are real like horrowshow.

It’s a malenky bit boring, there being no melody or like slovos, but I’ve slooshied worse, and I will again, right right right.

Slooshy the real like horrorshow ones:


Tolchock the krovvy out of some grazzy old chelloveck, a bit of the old ultra-violence, crast the pretty polly, and kupet Play Pause Stop. If you are loveted, grab the rozz by the voloss of the gulliver and splodge it in the toilet, real horrorshow.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did not understand a word you said?!

7:52 AM  
Blogger nemesis said...

Thank God I speak "A Clockwork Orange"

8:33 AM  
Blogger shawn avery said...

incredible. you ladies are awesome.

9:33 AM  

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